Canadian Jewish congress, ADL Issue Apology to Ahenakew

Canadian Jewish congress, ADL Issue Apology to Ahenakew.
Izzy Asper, ZOG Press
Published: Sunday, September 3, 2006

OTTAWA (CP) - Spokesman Frank Dimant of B’nai B’rith Canada today read a joint apology issued from the ADL and the CJC to native leader Chief David Ahenakew for attacking him on his statements alleging Jews were behind most world wars.

Dimant said the unprecedented apology came about after Mel Gibson’s arrest on drunk driving charges, “It was the arrest of Mel Gibson that provoked this. We looked at what Mel Gibson had said about Jews starting all the wars and found it was quite similar to what Chief Ahenakew had said. These are two very different people with different backgrounds reaching the same conclusion about Zionists, so it was quite an eye-opener. We decided to determine if there was any truth to the allegations, and after a painful, hard look at the facts there is no doubt that Chief Ahenakew and Mel Gibson were 100% correct.”

Dimant went on to discuss the soul-searching that went on in Canada’s Zionist hierarchy, “We actually looked at the historical record, and we found that us Zionist fanatics actually were behind most of the world’s wars, and are indeed behind all the new wars brewing in the middle east. We were shocked!”

Dimant also came clean about Jewish power behind the Afghanistan and Iraq invasions, “Heck, look who was behind the invasions of Afghanistan and Iraq. It was dual Israeli citizens in the White House who cooked up all the lies and our friends in the Jewish owned press that kept the public thinking there was an imminent threat from Iraq, just as we are doing with our smear campaign against Iran today. We ask Chief Ahenakew to accept our apologies in light of the facts, and encourage the Canadian people to look to alternative news sources on the internet and elsewhere, because the Zionists who own your media cannot be trusted. Hey, can you blame us, there’s good money in war you know! “

Today’s statement was also a historic milestone as the first time in history Jews have apologized.

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